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><channel><title>Stress management &#187; Stress relieving jokes</title> <atom:link href="http://www.r-e-s-i.com/topic/stress-relieving-jokes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.r-e-s-i.com</link> <description>Releif from everyday stress immediately</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:22:32 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1</generator> <item><title>5 Ways to Help Your Hometown Soldiers</title><link>http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/5-ways-to-help-your-hometown-soldiers</link> <comments>http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/5-ways-to-help-your-hometown-soldiers#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 21:04:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Stress relieving jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Army]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Gi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Gis]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Guard]]></category> <category><![CDATA[News and society]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Reserves]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Soldiers]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stress]]></category><guid
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/>all help soldiers by relieving concerns about <br
/>what&#8217;s going on at home. Intense training and the <br
/>hazards of combat generate high levels of stress, <br
/>and a gentle touch from family and friends helps <br
/>bring sanity into this environment of constant <br
/>crisis.</p><p>Here are five easy ways to help reduce the stress <br
/>of combat and help win the battle.</p><p>1. Cards and Letters</p><p>Send handwritten cards and letters on a regular <br
/>schedule. There&#8217;s something very reassuring about <br
/>hearing your name announced at mail call and <br
/>walking away with a card or letter that you can <br
/>read and re-read &#8212; far better than e-mail.</p><p>Schedule letter writing, and write often. Don&#8217;t <br
/>expect prompt replies because the fast pace of <br
/>combat duty and daily fatigue prevent such a <br
/>luxury.</p><p>Write about the weather. Tell about business <br
/>routines and extraordinary achievements. Give the <br
/>town gossip. Keep them up to date on their <br
/>favorite television show. Talk about customers <br
/>and suppliers. Pass along break room jokes and <br
/>news about employees they know.</p><p>Your GI friends are hungry for a touch from home &#8211; <br
/>even if it is in an envelope. Frequent letters <br
/>can reduce stress significantly.</p><p>2. Phone calls</p><p>With today&#8217;s technology you can talk with soldiers <br
/>at war. You can get a pin number for inexpensive <br
/>international calling cards on web sites such as <br
/>ww<div
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/>Afghanistan or Iraq for about thirty cents a <br
/>minute. Calls to some countries cost as little as <br
/>a penny a minute.</p><p>Not every soldier has access to a phone. Ask if <br
/>they can get to a land line or cell phone, and ask <br
/>about the time difference. They&#8217;ll tell you the <br
/>best time to call.</p><p>No matter how dangerous the work, a voice of a <br
/>good friend alleviates stress. Your calls will be <br
/>remembered for years.</p><p>3. Gifts and packages</p><p>The gifts you send aren&#8217;t as important as the</p><p>frequency. Your soldiers will tell you what they <br
/>need, but they might not tell you what they want.</p><p>Send packages often. Infantry soldiers cannot <br
/>carry a lot of stuff at any given time. They <br
/>already have 40-60 pounds of weapons and <br
/>ammunition. But send enough goodies for them to <br
/>share with buddies on the front line. You might be <br
/>the only friend who sends enough for them to share <br
/>with GIs who never receive anything from the home <br
/>front.</p><p>Send favorite foods, snacks, and homemade goodies. <br
/>Send a product that&#8217;s new on the market. Find out <br
/>whether they need AA batteries.</p><p>When I was an infantry company commander in <br
/>Vietnam, my wife once sent a whole case of popcorn <br
/>that could be popped over a campfire. After months <br
/>of jungle patrols and tasty C-rations, the popcorn <br
/>was a touch of home for everyone in the company. <br
/>Who would have guessed that popcorn could relieve <br
/>stress?</p><p>4. Pictures</p><p>Take pictures of all company activities, customer <br
/>functions, and industry happenings. All of these <br
/>things are important when you&#8217;re away from home.</p><p>Send pictures of co-workers and company events. <br
/>Include shots of funny things. Instead of <br
/>throwing away those goofy faces, put them in an <br
/>envelope. These are the people your soldiers know <br
/>&#8211; and miss!</p><p>If they can&#8217;t get disposable cameras from the post <br
/>exchange, send a couple of the one-use cameras <br
/>that cost under ten bucks. Trading pictures helps <br
/>you understand their work and the way they live, <br
/>and the snapshots help reduce stress for the <br
/>troops.</p><p>5. News clippings</p><p>Stuff newspaper clippings into those envelopes.</p><p>GIs want to know what&#8217;s going on in sports, <br
/>politics, Hollywood, and society. They know that <br
/>the world continues to turn while their time is <br
/>frozen in combat. News clippings help them <br
/>remember what it&#8217;s like in civilized life.</p><p>Send industry news and editorials. News about the <br
/>war won&#8217;t damage morale. Seeing war news in print <br
/>helps soldiers understand how accurate or how <br
/>misguided their efforts are represented. Write <br
/>your own notes right on the article. Tell them <br
/>what you think about the news. Ask for their <br
/>thoughts.</p><p>Gather news about their other friends. Knowing <br
/>that others continue with daily routines will be <br
/>encouraging to those doing the hard work. The <br
/>reality of things helps reduce the stress of not <br
/>being in touch.</p><p>There you have it &#8211; five easy ways to stay in <br
/>touch and reduce stress for soldier friends. <br
/>You&#8217;ll be a part of the war on terror.</p><p>If you also want to help control stress in your <br
/>workplace, send e-mail to get a free article about <br
/>controlling the top ten workplace stressors &#8211; <br
/>MailTo:toptenstressors@couragebuilders.com.</p><p>Copyright 2005 by Dale Collie</p><p>You may edit this article for length or content <br
/>to fit your space and audience requirements and <br
/>publish electronically or in print free of charge. <br
/>Include my full byline and add a hyperlink <br
/>for web postings. When you publish, please send <br
/>a courtesy link or email to collie@couragebuilders.com</p><p>**************************************************</p><p>Dale Collie</p><p><em><b>Author Bio</b></em><p>Dale Collie &#8211; speaker, author, and former US Army Ranger, CEO,and professor at West Point.  Selected by &#8220;Fast Company&#8221; as one of America&#8217;s Fast 50 innovative leaders.  Author of &#8220;Frontline Leadership: From War Room to Boardroom,&#8221; and &#8220;Winning Under Fire: Turn Stress into Success the US Army Way.&#8221; (McGraw-Hill) <a
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</script></div><p>I suggest that if you want to start the search for the best memory training program for yourself you look up as much information that you can on the internet before you start paying for courses and books. There is so much free information on the Internet that it is relatively easy to find web sites that offer all the information that you will need to know about memory training.</p><p>We found that depression scores improved in a treated group and worsened in a control group, independently of diagnosis. Global mental status as measured by Mini-Mental-State Examination and performance on a figural and verbal fluency task remained stable for the memory training groups and declined in the control groups. Short-term memory declined in both groups, however, significantly only in the nontreated groups.</p><p>Whether you have been in an accident or simply want to increase and expand your ability to remember things then I believe memory training I will be of benefit to you. With the extra confidence that memory training brings it helps us both socially and in our everyday lives. You will never have to worry about whether you left the iron on or the oven for that matter.</p><p>The process of setting goals helps you in choosing a solid path in life and achieving success. We teach how to target your personal goals, ways to motivate you in accomplishing them, relieving stress, time management, problem solving, and many other important tricks that make goal setting much easier. Whether it’s short term personal goals or lifetime goals, our goal setting workshops will be<div
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/therapy-for-mind-and-body</guid> <description><![CDATA[<a
href='http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/therapy-for-mind-and-body'><img
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</script></div><p>RESEARCH shows that a prolonged laugh is relaxing and healthy for mind and body. It ?can not only relieve stress, but may also increase the chances of surviving a serious illness,? says Your Better Health magazine. It is like ?internal jogging.? Tests reveal that sustained laughter can reduce pain as well as be a good workout for the heart.</p><p>Circulation improves, the diaphragm is exercised, and the oxygen level in the blood is raised. Chest, neck, face, and scalp muscles also get a workout, along with the eye muscles that expel tears.The Journal of the American Medical Association reported on a study that ?suggests that a humor therapy program can increase the quality of life for patients with chronic problems and that laughter has an immediate symptom-relieving effect for these patients.? The results of this psychological approach to rehabilitation prompted the British Columbia Cancer Agency to add a ?humor room? to their library.</p><p>Laughing our way through life, however, will not ensure good health. Rather, balance is needed. The Bible says that there is a time to laugh and a time to be quiet. Thoughtless laughter may grate on the ears of others and is compared to the sound of crackling thorns being burned under a pot because it is useless and offers no edification. ? Ecclesiastes 3:4, 7; 7:6.</p><p>Laughter can also be a response to physical touch, such as tickling, or even to moderate pain such as pressure on the ulnar nerve (&#8220;funny bone&#8221;). Laughter is sometimes seemingly contagious, and the laughter of one person can itself provoke l<div
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/the-world-best-medicine-are-jokes</guid> <description><![CDATA[<a
href='http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/the-world-best-medicine-are-jokes'><img
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style='margin-right:10px;width:60px' src='http://d3j8p5ii4twsdt.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/cc/Stress_relieving_jokes6-60x60.jpg' class='imgtfe' hspace='5' align='left' width='60' alt='Stress relieving jokes' title='Stress relieving jokes' border='0'/></a>What does Occam's Razor and great minds such as Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein have in common with April Fools? Apparently more than previously noted; the principle of Occam's razor is at the core of April Fools. It is an observable prediction of explanatory hypothesis or theory. Or, as Leonardo da Vinci put it, &#34;Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.Fools2009.&#34;No related posts.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>By: <b>Kevin L. Johnson</b></em><div
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</script></div><p>The Principle of Occam&#8217;s Razor states &#8220;the explanation of any phenomenon should make as few assumptions as possible, eliminating those that make no difference in observable predictions of explanatory hypothesis or theory.  The principle is most often expressed as Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, or entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity.&#8221; Okay, what does that mean?</p><p>Leonardo Da Vinci stated it this way, &#8220;Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.&#8221;</p><p>While Albert Einstein stated, &#8220;Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.&#8221;</p><p>Popular culture simply states it by the acronym KISS; &#8220;Keep it simple stupid.&#8221;</p><p>I don&#8217;t know exactly when April Fools first started, but I know a good prank, hoax, and practical jokes (PHPJ) when I see one. The best and first way ahead is to keep our aforementioned geniuses in mind when planning for this unique pseudo holiday.</p><p>a). Keep it simple.</p><p>b). There must be rules of engagement (ROE).  A good portion of PHPJ occurs at our places of work, so this would only make sense.  We don&#8217;t want to lose our jobs or have someone else lose their job, especially in this present economy.  In fact, the PHPJ should be enjoyed by all, to include the mark (target).  The PHPJ should not be harmful, damage property and of course should not break the law. </p><p>So, with this in mind I call upon one William A. Perry, who works for the Melbourne, FL Police Department and is no stranger to PHPJ.  He sta<div
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src="http://d3j8p5ii4twsdt.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/cc/Stress_relieving_jokes6.jpg" alt='Stress relieving jokes' /></a></div>tes in the online forum Police Link, the Nations Law Enforcement Community these simple ROEs.  I&#8217;ve paraphrased some of them so that everyone can apply them:</p><p>1. Practical jokes are pulled on friends only.</p><p>2. Don&#8217;t do anything hateful or spiteful. (Remember this is your friend.)</p><p>3. Don&#8217;t do anything that is going to damage someone&#8217;s personal property (You never know how sentimental an object is.) Don&#8217;t damage public/company property&#8230;</p><p>4. Do not do anything that will negatively impact work or the job.</p><p>5. Do not do anything that will embarrass your company.</p><p>6. Someone must act as a control rod ensuring that the joke does not go too far. (This person will be responsible for safety.  It is a good idea for this person to know the rules of engagement.) This person will ultimately be responsible for shutting down the joke if it starts to escalate.</p><p>7. If at all possible try to pass off the practical joke as training&#8230; Sometimes it really can be.</p><p>8.  I&#8217;ve added this one: The more people involved in a practical joke, the funnier it is.  It&#8217;s a great stress reliever in the work place.</p><p>Now, we have a great set of rules of engagement, the mentorship of outstanding geniuses, and the enthusiasm to light a roman candle and put it in the men&#8217;s toilet!  Stop!  Remember, no damage to public or company property.  Keep it simple stupid. </p><p>Here are some great ideas:</p><p>1. Make several notes for your friends that say &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry I damaged your car. Please call this number and I will take care of the repairs.&#8221; Leave the notes on their cars.  The number you leave is the number for time.  Or answering machine # they don&#8217;t know, but the recording is a fictional Mental Asylum, &#8220;Thank you for calling Greater St Louis Mental Institution.  All operators are busy at this time; we&#8217;re experiencing a high volume of calls.  Please call back later.&#8221;</p><p>2. Tell two strangers/friends (if friends, they don&#8217;t know each other) who will later be introduced to each other that the other person is hard of hearing and speaks loudly. Be sure to emphasize that the other person is very sensitive about it. Then introduce them.</p><p>3. Slipped some of those anti- shoplifting strips into the lining of your friend&#8217;s favorite jacket.  You might even be able to get the store involved.  Of course, invite your friend to that store.</p><p>4. Maybe you can find something to prank having to do with your job.  For instance, in the Air Force, we would send people out to get a bucket of prop wash, or a roll of flight line.  Prop wash is a current of air created by a propeller and Flight Line is the actual place where planes take off.  It&#8217;s a nice kind of play on words; of course, getting as many people involved as possible is what makes them great.</p><p>Now, if you are one of those legendary PHPJ, who just has to out do everyone, and it has to be very elaborate, and yes, better than last year.  Go for it!  Note, you can break the guidance of KISS; however, do not break the rules of engagement!  Hey, a KISS between friends is just a KISS but Da Vinci and Einstein is a couple of guys who know a whole lot more about stuff than you and I. So have fun, soon it will be April Fools day!</p><p>For additional April Fools&#8217; ideas, go to the two sites listed below:</p><p>April Fools&#8217; Day On The Web: The most complete listing of April Fools&#8217; Day Jokes that Web Sites have run each year from 2004 all the way until the present: http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/</p><p>Museum of Hoaxes: Top 100 April Fools&#8217; Day hoaxes of all time: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/</p><p>Fools2009</p><p><p>Kevin L. Johnson has worked in the field of system security and information systems since 1982.  He’s worked with radio teletype systems, mainframes, personal computers (PC) and networked information systems; Local Area Networks (LAN), Wide Area Networks (WANS), as well as the World Wide Web (WWW), creating some of the first web sites for the US Air Force.  He has honorably served well over 26 years of military service, working in both the Army National Guard and the United States Air Force.  He’s programmed, built personal computers and workstations, produced technical solutions, troubleshot and managed LANs and WANS, and worked with some of the best IT professionals in the field.  He has been a member of the IEEE Computer Society, HTML Guild, Black Data Processing Association (BDPA), and the International Association of Managers of Technology (IAMOT).  He is a Certified Information Systems Security Professional (CISSP) and currently the owner and founder of Virtual Resource Systems.</p></p><p>No related posts.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.r-e-s-i.com/article/april-fools-through-occam%e2%80%99s-razor-a-case-for-pranks-hoaxes-and-practical-jokes/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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